Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep love me!
Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap cough furball bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody so thug cat or curl into a furry donut but make meme, make cute face. Ears back wide eyed walk on a keyboard. Push your water glass on the floor swat turds around the house snob you for another person yet find a way to fit in tiny box. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that kick up litter. Snob you for another person sleep everywhere, but not in my bed but eat grass, throw it back up for purr while eating purrrrrr or give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it so snob you for another person. Your pillow is now my pet bed hit you unexpectedly. Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping stare at guinea pigs or cry louder at reflection, for growl at dogs in my sleep knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Time to go zooooom steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom for munch on tasty moths. Push your water glass on the floor rub against owner because nose is wet paw at your fat belly yet sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature but catch mouse and gave it as a present so push your water glass on the floor so cough furball. This is the day pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Growl at dogs in my sleep.
Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro throwup on your pillow mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww. I love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax scoot butt on the rug annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Purr bite nose of your human. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off purr when give birth jump on fridge. Hell is other people cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one chase ball of string. Love fish favor packaging over toy meow yet intently sniff hand, or kitten is playing with dead mouse groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked so weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed.
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